I've more ignorant than vegetable, animal, or mineral,
I love the kings of England, and I fight the fights historical
From Amsterdam to Maastricht, in order categorical;
I'm ill acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
For me all votes of confidence are problematical,
About the evils of Europe I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many dismal facts about those awful remainers' views.
With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.
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