Wednesday, 2 January 2019

A 'modernised' modern major-general song.

I am the very model of a Brexiteer Armchair-General,

I've more ignorant than vegetable, animal, or mineral,

I love the kings of England, and I fight the fights historical

From Amsterdam to Maastricht, in order categorical;

I'm ill acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,

For me all votes of confidence are problematical,

About the evils of Europe I'm teeming with a lot o' news,

With many dismal facts about those awful remainers' views.

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan.

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